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Local delivery across south Houston

THESmoke Shoppe

Local delivery

Six zones around Beamer Road

We drive our own orders. No third-party courier taking a cut, no surge pricing on a Friday night, and the price you see is the price on the shelf.

Delivery hours

11am – 10pm daily

Flat fee

$4.99, free over $40.00

Order minimum

$20.00 for delivery, none for pickup

Age check

Photo ID at the door, 21+, every order

18 ZIP codes

Where we actually drive

Everything inside roughly 12 miles of the store. Pick a zone for the streets we run and what people there tend to order.

Southbelt / Ellington

8 min from the store

Our home turf. If you are anywhere between Beamer, Blackhawk and Ellington Field, you are usually the first stop on the route.

770897703477075

Pearland

18 min from the store

East and central Pearland run along Broadway and Pearland Parkway. Orders placed before 9pm almost always land the same evening.

775817758477588

Clear Lake

20 min from the store

NASA Road 1, Bay Area Blvd and the Clear Lake City loop. A popular run for hookah restocks on weekends.

770587705977062

Friendswood

22 min from the store

FM 518 and the Friendswood side of Clear Creek. Delivery here runs on the same fee as everywhere else in the zone.

7754677549

Webster & League City

24 min from the store

Baybrook and the I-45 corridor down to League City. The outer edge of the zone, so late-night orders may roll to the morning.

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Pasadena & South Houston

16 min from the store

Spencer Highway, Fairmont Parkway and the South Houston pocket off Shaver. Reliable weekday afternoon route.

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The run

What 0 minutes looks like

Times are the real averages inside the zone, not a marketing number. The outer edge runs longer, and we will say so at checkout.

  1. 0 min

    Order lands on the counter screen

    It prints at the register the same way a walk-in does. Somebody starts pulling it immediately.

  2. 6 min

    Bagged and checked

    Glass gets double-boxed. Anything age-restricted gets flagged on the ticket for the ID check.

  3. 10 min

    Out the door

    One of us drives it. You get a text with a live number to call if you need to redirect.

  4. 55 min

    ID, handover, done

    Photo ID, 21+, then card or cash at the door. No app to download, no tip prompt.

Fine print

The rules,
plainly

Outside the zone?

Pickup is free, takes about ten minutes, and there is no order minimum.

Directions to the store